Reminder!

Bengers!

CP

Construction Practice assignment 2 submission is on Monday, 18th May 2009. Please be reminded that, it should not exceed 1000 words & should be illustrated with appropriate sketches/figures. Sketches of mambang tanah, mambang api, mambang air & mambang angin will not be accepted unless the mambangs clearly showed how to place the concrete in an appropriate manner to prevent segregation and ofcourse with appropriate clothing. There will be no competition for best skecthes this time and anyone found exceeding the specified number of words will be circumcised for the second time by the URANUS correctional facility, so beware.

Survey

Survey test on Dr Sufri's part will be onTuesday, 16th May 2009. The notes have been distributed for revision purposes and it is advisable to try out the exercises from Uren & Price book because most of the test questions will share the same concept.

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Sayonara!

UK Visa Presentation

Hello BEngers!

For your information, there will be a short presentation on the new Visa requirements for students travelling to the UK on Monday 18th May @0900hrs, ITB Main Conference Room. Attendance is compulsory which will reflect your overall attendance to allow you to sit for the exam. Absentees will be blacklisted from entering the UK so if you are planning to go out on that day, you have to reschedule your timetable. Only appropriate attire is allowed during presentation and please switch on your phone bluetooths if you wish to communicate with each other rather than talking and interrupting the presentation.

Furthermore, you are advised to go for lunch right after the presentation because our lovely CM Dr will start his lecture from 12o0hrs onwards. He will be finishing his topic on soil, 'woid' in the soil & how to 'meyer' the moisture content. Please be attentive or interactive if you feel free to do so or otherwise he'll give you more lectures on how to be worthy to join the BEng program, or MEng for that matter.

Thats all for now!

HAPPY MOTHERS DAY

Hello!

The BEng Management would like to wish all mothers out there

To all fathers out there, celebrate & appreciate the day with love & joy for the mothers. You would have to wait for your turn hehe. To all sons & daughters, please make your mother happy today. To all grandchildren, please make your mother and grandmother happy today. To all great grandchildren, please make your mother, grandmother & great grandmother happy today. Lastly, to all plants & animals, please pray for your long gone mothers, grandmothers & great grandmothers and wish them Happy Mothers Day - Rest In Peace.

Updates!

Hey BEngers!

There will be no MOSAS lecture on Thursday, so the whole morning we can continue our bridge building as per discussion by our representative. The lecture will be on Monday 11th May @ 0800hrs. For those who have finished their bridges, they can help to buy something to nibble & munch while the others are busy doing their work. A nice cucur pisang and bottled water are fine with everybody or anything that has 0% trans fat and low calories. Confirmation on Ideal Restaurant, Excapade & Indian food is still pending for approval.

Just for the record, it is recommended for everybody to get their Tamiflu shot as soon as possible as a preventive measure for the swine flu (or shine flu for that matter). Its not as lethal as bird flu but the spreading level now is quite high (Level 5). Furthermore, for those who haven't had tequila shots before, it is strongly advised not to take them at all cost or in any circumstances whatsoever. Normal virgin cocktails or mocktails are just fine and there are many choices to choose from. You can even make it yourself at home, just surf the net for the recipe.

Thats all for now

Sayonara!

Bridge Inspection ++

Evening BEngers

The Design & Structural Engineers (B) Sdn Bhd had conducted a joint inspection on our site this afternoon. Everybody was suprised by the visit where some even had wetted their pants. The inspection was to make sure that everybody is on the right track. It was also a good opportunity to raise any queries regarding the design and construction of the bridge. Everbody seemed to be on the last stage of the construction in which the bridge probably will be finished by the end of the week. Good job guys. 'Good job, give 'em up way high, gimme gimme that high five'.

Anyway, the final inspection will be after the exam so the as-built drawings must be prepared and submitted on the that day to finalize the account. The winning group will get free tickets to the Civil Engineering Survey Camp to see how the surveying works are really done in the real world other than the land of LJ. There will be also a draw for a trip to the URANUS correctional facility. You might be the lucky ones to meet the amah couple that was recently caught. Awesome...!

Coke sponsored by Canteen

Completed bridge

Multi talented photographer

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Happy Belated Birthday to Wana & Advanced Birthday to Sarol. Everybody is ok with Ideal Restaurant so just let us know the dates. Nasi kambing also would be nice since we havent had it from the previous bdays. Any takers on North Indian food, please contact Mis for more detail.

The new bag repalcing the super helpful priceless Education UK Bag

This bag is now on sale as of receiving the new bag. Please contact Wana for more detail

Thats all for now... Babai!

MOSAS & CM Updates & Woodwork

Good Evening BEngers!

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MOSAS

Just to inform you guys Monday's MOSAS will be in the afternoon @1330hrs. Please check your email for new notes from DR K along with all the other silly & sometimes funny forwarded emails you usually get.

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CM

Group A will be doing their hardened concrete test practical during period 3 & 4, and group B will do the same thing on Wednesday, same time. So for those who are in Group B, you can continue your bridge building during that Monday slot 1000-1200hrs.

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Furthermore, Dr Sher will be taking over the CM lecture starting Tuesday so lets all prepare a welcoming celebration for him to our class. Group A will be in charge of bouncers. The rental is half price on weekdays according to last week's LJ Bulletin. Group B will be in charge of refreshments. The company that made Spectacle Cap Cikgu Rokiah & Suaminya offered us $5.37 per head for catering but you guys can get other caterers also cos after all its for us anyway...

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By the way, thanks to our class representative for his extraordinary telepathetic power to finally identified the culprit who were caught recently for fraud & stealing. The amah couple should be sent to URANUS Correctional Facility before they are sent back & banned from entering the country. Keep up the good work.

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VITASOY NYAMANNN! Bye!